The Village Idiot

Shoot!   A blog about vegan food, cats/owls/cute animals, awesome hairstyles, (hopefully!) positive quotes, music and my random ramblings at midnight.

locksandglasses:


reeves3:

didgeridooyouloveme:

caseyanthonyofficial:

That gazebo is so fucked

Are you sure gazebo is the correct word?
Are
you 
sure?



I cried

locksandglasses:

reeves3:

didgeridooyouloveme:

caseyanthonyofficial:

That gazebo is so fucked

Are you sure gazebo is the correct word?

Are

you 

sure?

I cried

(Source: 4gifs, via shockyhorror)

— 3 days ago with 398855 notes
inuendo-outuendo:

littlemisslissa:

I got this guys.


Musicals do come in handy at times

Haha. Yes.

inuendo-outuendo:

littlemisslissa:

I got this guys.

Musicals do come in handy at times

Haha. Yes.

(via oliveracedavis)

— 3 days ago with 149621 notes
whedonismyhomeboy:

hipsterinatardis:

hairbowsandbullets:

yourboss:

This is what time lapse photography was invented for.

I legit just stared at this for like… 30 minutes giggling my face off

nyoom

this looks like a monty python sketch

whedonismyhomeboy:

hipsterinatardis:

hairbowsandbullets:

yourboss:

This is what time lapse photography was invented for.

I legit just stared at this for like… 30 minutes giggling my face off

nyoom

this looks like a monty python sketch

(Source: sexymachine, via sometransgal)

— 3 days ago with 174413 notes

unskinny:

Look at me, I have the audacity to be fat and happy and loved!

Lol look at me glorifying obesity by simply existing and being okay with my existence!

Look out world! Hide your kids! I am dangerous!

— 3 days ago with 397 notes

giraffepoliceforce:

"You can’t just change the race of cultural icons like Captain America! It’s an important part of their identity and message!"

Jesus: Ah yes.

Jesus: Can’t imagine who would do that.

Jesus: What a shame.

(via nerdsarchive)

— 3 days ago with 71967 notes

noobtheloser:

"Day four hundred and sixty three in captivity. I am crestfallen."

(via oliveracedavis)

— 3 days ago with 30831 notes
vegan-yums:

peanut butter and chocolate popsicles {dairy-free} / recipe

vegan-yums:

peanut butter and chocolate popsicles {dairy-free} / recipe

— 5 days ago with 421 notes

kingsleyyy:

this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything image

(via sometransgal)

— 5 days ago with 154434 notes

Australian English - a Handy Guide, part 1

Pissed:either angry or drunk. Sometimes both.
Piss easy:extremely easy.
Pissed off:either in the context of being angry, or having left a place.
Piss Up:an event containing alcohol.
Pissing down:Raining heavily.
Pissed on:usually used to describe being rained on.
Piss around:dawdle or delay; procrastinate.
Pissing contest:attempting to prove one's abilities are better than someone else's, for no discernible gain.
Piss faced (see also 'shitfaced'):inebriated.
Pissy:either angry, or something very small.
Piss-poor/piss-weak:weak or disappointing.
Piss head:Alcoholic individual.
As an example:George and some other piss head got into a pissing contest, where George put in a piss poor effort and got pissed off because it started pissing down. He'd figured it would be piss easy to win, so he was pissy and spent the rest of the afternoon pissing around before deciding to piss off and avoid getting pissed on any further by the rain.
— 2 weeks ago with 19032 notes

babybluesuv:

royonfire:

I present to you a puppy eating watermelon.

I can’t stop thinking about this

(via transitorystory)

— 2 weeks ago with 210382 notes